DETOX. DEFINITELY A DETOX.

So I am embarking upon a 3-day juice fast, or cleanse, or whatever you want to call it.

I'm also going to be trying apple cider vinegar in addition to the 75-thousand other supplements that I take (magnesium, NAC, biotin, fish oil... Anyway.)

Apple cider vinegar is supposed to, like, perform miracles such as clear your skin up, make your hair thicker, fix any and all stomach issues, and solve myriad other bodily problems. We'll see about that.

The detox is necessary because homeslice (me) has been stuffing her (my) face with complete crap lately, even more than usual. I am actually craving fruits and vegetables, which means my body is basically screaming for help.

I won't lie; I love a good juice fast, and have done many that last a long time. Ten days, two weeks... A long time. But this time I'm aiming pretty low and going for a three day stretch.

The big problem is going to be the Diet Coke. I am addicted to the Diet Coke.

Wish me luck.

XOXOXO

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