OK, I'm just going to start out by admitting that I've had two martinis so whatever mistakes are made here are due to drunkenness. But, you guys, if you knew the day that I had, you would fully sympathize. Thankfully so did my husband, the estimable Smoochie Bear himself, so when I got home (at seven fucking fifteen PM) this was waiting for me:
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| Vodka Martini, Extra Dirty, Extra Olives |
And thank God it was, because seriously - NOT a good day. But let's move on.
It's Friday, so I have another internet establishment to recommend where you can
waste spend your money ( don't mind me, I'm drunk and bitter). So the store of the day is
Stella and Dot which, honestly, seems to have changed a little since I last visited the site - I'm too
drunk confused to figure out exactly how, but it seems a little like Mary Kay where you can sell the stuff yourself. Whatevs. Don't let that deter you. The jewelry is beautiful, and I would be happy to own anything they sell. Or anything they make that you sell to me. I'm not choosy. To get down to business, here are the necklaces I most desire:
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| $69 |
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| $69 |
Yes, I realize that these are very similar. I am not blind. On to the bracelets:
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| $34 each |
I do love a stretchy, beaded bauble. I'd add this one, too:
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| $20.40 (on sale) |
But wait, that's not all! They also have amazing earrings:
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| $29 |
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| $44 |
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| $49 |
And rings!:
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| $39 each |
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| $69 |
And yes, I realize that I posted a pair of snake earring as well as a snake ring. I have issues. Welcome. Anyway, don't let my issues or my drunkenness stop you from shopping at (or, apparently, selling for) Stella and Dot, because their stuff is the bomb! Are the kids still saying that? I'm sure they are. I'm almost positive.
XOXOXO
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