No seriously, I am a winner! And not just in my imagination! The lovely Anita from A Dreamer's Den actually gave me this very prestigious and much-coveted blog award:
It's for fledgling blogs such as this one, with fewer than 200 followers (what up with that, suckers? Spread the word! Invite your friends! I'm fucking hysterical! And sexy!), and here's the deal:
Liebster in German
means...
favourite, dearest,
beloved
The rules are:
Thank your Liebster
Blog Award presenter on your blog
***
Link back to the
blogger who awarded you
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Copy and paste the
blog award on your blog
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Reveal your 5 blog
picks
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Let them know you
choose them by leaving a comment on their blog
So the idea is to pay it forward. I get it. Share the love. I'm all for it. So here are my five picks:
Hollen
An awesome blog with gifts for every occasion, she's got even better taste than I do and is much, much nicer of a person (hard to imagine, I know).
Some Guy
I don't know this dude, and for all I can tell he's got thousands of followers and this award is a total insult, but I'm too stupid to figure shit like that out so whatevs. BTW, he's almost as funny as I am.
Alyssa Yuhas
Full Disclosure: Alyssa designed my site. So clearly she's the bomb, cuz my site is BEAUTIFUL. And she's beautiful, too, and also funny, and has mad design skills, so hire her already!
Jen
Jen doesn't know me from a hole in the wall, nor I her, but her blog rocks and so I assume that she does, too. Makes sense, right?
Sue
Sue is a former cynic who manages to find whatever humor there is in this circus that we call life. Plus, she just got engaged, and you know how I love a wedding.
So there you have it. Basically, it's only a matter of time before I am President of the World. In the meantime, here is a picture of me with my younger son after we buzz cut the boys' hair:
It was not a good look, but, well, live and learn. And I look adorable - look at that bow!! - which is what really matters, right? I AM the award winner here.
XOXOXO
ABC